gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
Secondly, 1000 notes, and I'll tell my mom, dad,...
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you U is for Ur alone N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.
My first boner →
countryheartcountryway: redneckup: backwoodsbarbieexo: m-addie: eve1ette: When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about...
johannagayson: newsflash everyone is dumb
CHEVY’S ARE LIKE TAMPONS.....
cowgirltough00: every pussy has them (; TEAM FORD!!!!
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
theflawless: I love my mom. dammit i hate these so much.
my love for you was bulletproof: Been so long that... →
sleepandcigarettes: Been so long that you’d forget the way I used to kiss your neck Remind me, remind me So on fire so in love. Way back when we couldn’t get enough Remind me, remind me Do you remember how it used to be We’d turn out the lights and we didn’t just sleep Remind me, baby, remind me Oh, so on…
Quitting your diet just because you had a binge is like dropping your cellphone...
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
tomlison: i better be really hot in like two years or i’m just going to die
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
0ceanic-w0nders: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily